You cannot make a mistake on a date with the right person for you. If you stand up from the table and accidentally trip and the tablecloth along with everything on it lands on the lap of the person sitting across from you…if they are the right person? That will be the moment they realize they love you.
Augusten Burroughs, This Is How (via biggayidiot)
(Source: everythingisgonnabefi-i-i-i-ine, via jarrodmatthew)
IT’S TUESDAY, ASSHOLES. FILL MY ASKBOX WITH YOUR PERVERTED QUESTIONS.
you heard the title, do it.
(Source: incendiaryshogun)
